so... my sister totally cracks me up. this weekend she's going on a 2.5 hour drive with a friend and her baby to see another friend who's daughter is celebrating her first birthday. there are going be many bad moments on the trip, only some of which include a cd of "soothing baby sounds" and a mirror to check on the baby while driving. sister is thinking of bringing airplane booze in her purse so as not to strangle anyone.
also, sister asked me to please (and i'm quoting), 'slap me like a little bitch if i'm ever that damn stupid and lame'
in other news, a real looker came into the shop today. he brought some plans... fat and bald, wearing a stretched out brown t-shirt he probably wore to bed and some sweats that wouldn't stay up over his ass. so... not only did we have a nice gander at his one tooth, but we also got to see his BVD's and his ass crack. now if that isn't swell for a friday afternoon... i dunno what is. just fyi, in the office we've taken to calling him 'the tooth'.
i can't wait to go out and have a guinness beer esta noche.
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