Friday Funny

SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST GOT MY DAVE TICKETS FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND AT THE GORGE!!!!!!!!

YES I'M YELLING!!!!!

(This will make 20+ times I've seen them in concert. Why yes, I am obsessed, so what?)

(RIP LeRoi)

So, the cupcakes turned out wonderfully! Monday I'll post pictures.

And my mom sent me a forward this morning that just KILLED me. So I thought I'd share:

A little humor to lighten your day! Wal-Mart Shopping:Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for mydogs: Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had adog. (What did she think, that I had an elephant?) Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn'thave a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital lasttime. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole inmy body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way thatit works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, that the food isnutritionally complete; so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with mystory by now.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog foodhad poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me. I thoughtthe guy behind her was going to have a heart attack; he was laughing so hard!WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

Have a happy Friday. What are you all doing this weekend?