We drove east of the mountains this weekend to spend a little time with my dad's family. The annual family reunion (seems to be a lot of those lately, but this one was spared the romper. Thank GOD). I haven't been to one of those since I was about 12 and honestly, it was more than a little weird. First, it was outside in the middle of the afternoon and about 95 degrees so I was sweating. Strike 1. Second, nobody was overly friendly and it just wasn't really a lot of fun. Strike 2. And thirdly, I'd over indulged in Pink Panty Droppers while floating in the middle of Deep Lake with my sister in our life jackets watching the guys jump off the 15' cliffs. Strike 3. You're out.
But there were a few highlights. Watching shooting stars with the hubs. Playing mini-golf with adult beverages and balls of all colors (including blue). Swimming in the lake. Good food. A surprise birthday tent all set up for me when we got there! (I've been wanting a new tent and this one rocks because even at nearly 6' tall, I can stand completely upright... it makes dressing MUCH easier).

CJ was making this COME ON face when I told him to be quiet as a gaggle of unruly kids passed us. One of them was seriously like three years old and his parents just let him go off with his barely older siblings. Cj was trying to teach them how to golf. I was more interested in letting them get ahead of us so I could take my time, shoot pictures, and be ridiculous while drinking my panty droppers.

Cj, Dan, and I thought it would be a good photo op to stand with our clubs crossed.

Jessie hates it when I tell her "that wasn't a good one, stand still for one more, I don't have the settings just right yet!" In fact, this one's still a little blury, but as you can see she was starting to get annoyed.

Dan doesn't mess around and gets serious, taking a belly shot and cracking us all up. Just after this he may or may not have crop dusted those poor little kids.
Speaking of crop dusting, that brings me to a funny story about the weekend and about my dog. Gunther is a bit of a spaz... as has been proven time and time again by his never ending antics. Some of which include, running so fast that he can't stop and sliding to catch balls, meanwhile ripping the outmost layer of skin off his feet pads. Waddling through the house like a duck because he's afraid of the hardwoods, barking in his sleep, farting out loud, generally being an idiot on a leash, etc etc. And now we can add a new one to the list. Pooping in water.
Park Lake has been kind enough to sanction off a swimming area just for the poochies. And I was very thankful for this, Saturday morning about 10 minutes into our swimming venture (well, Gunther was swimming, I was standing on shore hucking his ball into the water) when to my utter embarrassment and disgust we had run into a moral dilemma. Gunther, having jostled something loose no doubt, squatted, looked around sheepishly, and then squirted the most nasty looking mustard runny mud skipper out his butt I have ever seen. Of course I was mortified, wildly flailing my arms and hollering through clenched teeth as quietly as one can yell while embarrassed to the gills for Gunther to get the hell out of the water. Of course, he did not.

It stunk a bit, unfortunately squinting your eyes and licking your nose doesn't make it go away.

Moments later he'd forgotten the whole charade, meanwhile I was still mortified, attempting to get under the dock, muttering something about wishing I'd had my very small screened kitchen strainer. But then... who the hell thinks they need to carry a kitchen strainer along because their dog is going to take liberties and shit in the lake? Yeah, I didn't think I'd need one either. Unfortunately I was wrong.
Buford didn't really like the water. Especially after it'd been a dunged up. But he made the best of it.

And then Saturday night the unthinkable happened. Yes... he crapped in the lake again, and this time it was a log.
Is there etiquitte to when your dog craps in the lake? What is a responsible pet owner to do? Should I really carry a strainer with me? I don't know if I could handle that. He's my dog, not my kid.
How was your weekend?
I also wanted to post a few recently thrifted finds Jamie and I are just giddy over:



